Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

1-11
Recap

Au Revoir, Bitches

The Axe Falls - Our heroine schools us in how the proper uses of nudity increase the watchability of a season finale, and realizes that dropping bitches isn't always that fun.

08.14.2006
08.20.2006
B+

Potes

1-10
Recap

You Guys, It's Almost Over

Get The Picture - Our heroine has her models shoot with photographer Mathu Andersen, gets into a minor spat with a young model's stage mother, takes her kids to Universal Studios, goes to Puerto Rico for a shoot, and has yet another casting call. Wow, was that a busy week!

08.07.2006
08.13.2006
B+

Potes

1-9
Recap

Queenpin

Signed, Sealed, Delivered - Our heroine wants her women extra slutty. But really, who doesn't?

07.31.2006
08.06.2006
B-

Potes

1-8
Recap

Janice Will Cut You

It's All About The Runway - Our heroine trains her models for the runway, and also reminds us, via the example of fashion show producer Niki Shadrow, that if you get on her bad side she very well might kill you.

07.24.2006
07.27.2006
A

Potes

1-7
Recap

Walk The Skank

Vegas Baby - Our heroine sports the fiercest eye patch you've ever seen in hopes of landing on the cover of Buccaneer Vogue. Meanwhile, smiley models get booked for a commercial.

07.17.2006
07.23.2006
B

Potes

1-6
Recap

Fountain Of Vermouth

It's Official - Our heroine swims in a fountain while wearing couture, thus pissing off everyone except us, the viewing audience, who loves this kind of shit.

07.10.2006
07.15.2006
A

Potes

1-5
Recap

The Big Crapple

NYC - Our heroine travels to New York, New York! The city where dreams are made! Where the streets are paved with gold! And, most importantly, where art and underwear become one.

06.26.2006
07.03.2006
B

Potes

1-4
Recap

Jans-America

The First Job - Our heroine hates blondes with big boobs and loves transsexuals, thus taking her up seventeen more notches in our esteem.

06.19.2006
06.25.2006
B+

Potes

1-3
Recap

This Little Piggy Started A Modeling Agency

Cut The Fat - Our heroine butts heads with Peter Pork, tells two of her favorite models to lose the pork, wants to pork her garbage man, and decides that Teresa Cutie is too much attitude-laden pork for just one fork.

06.12.2006
06.18.2006
B+

Potes

1-2
Recap

Bonjour, Bitches! Part Deux!

Get Down To Business - Our heroine realizes that she really doesn't have any business skills whatsoever, takes on a slimy partner, finds more models, and starts to freak out a little.

06.05.2006
06.11.2006
B

Potes

1-1
Recap

Bonjour, Bitches!

In The Beginning - Our heroine starts her own modeling agency, gets Botox, finds five models who aren't horrible, saves the homeless, and remains relatively lucid.

06.05.2006
06.10.2006
B

Potes

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