Previously: Janice yelled a lot at her incompetent arch-nemesis, which almost "shut down" a "fashion" show put on by Virgin Megastore. But Janice would stop at nothing (except her local watering hole, and only for a little pick-me-up) to make her models runway-ready, and the show went on. Tonight, mayhem and yelling. I'm sure you're surprised.
Janice begins by voicing over that starting a modeling agency is like starting any other business. But what if you are starting a kind of fake modeling agency? Is that the same thing too? I mean, not that I'm drawing any parallels or anything. I'm just thinking about something that happened to a friend named, um, Fanice Smickinson who started a fake modeling agency. So, you know, I didn't know if that was the same as starting any other business, too. Anyway, Janice says that it's imperative to build a list of clients who will turn to you again and again for job after job. I'll be sure to let Fanice know this, just in case.
Janice sits down with Peter, who looks kind of perturbed. I bet he gets that look a lot these days. Janice says that she hopes the clients that they've had so far -- like Virgin (ha!), 2(x)ist, and Lily Holt -- will utilize their models in the future. But none of that matters right now, because we're moving on to something new. Suddenly, captions read, "Meeting with the Ed Hardy Company, Janice's Agency -- 9:35 a.m." Janice yells, "Guys! Guys! Chris-tee-ahhhn is here!" Oh great, someone French. It is, in fact, Christian Audigier, CEO and Head Designer of Ed Hardy. Janice tells us that Christian was the CEO and head designer of Von Dutch before starting his own company called Ed Hardy. Didn't Von Dutch do those stupid trucker hats? Now I have a face to go with the blame. As the voice-over is happening, we see Janice escort Christian and another guy in, and then she kind of sprints off and does a half lap around the office ending with a tiny flying leap. I am serious. The Ed Hardy line, according to Janice, is a very hip, sexy, southern California kind of deal based on the work of renowned tattoo artist Don Ed Hardy. I wonder if his first name is actually Don, or if it's like Don Corleone. I hope it's the latter; I think Janice could use a few mafia ties.