When we return, the girls must strut their stuff. Janice and Christian tell them that this is about sex and rock n' roll. Isn't everything? Someone named Petra Antalova goes first. She is eighteen and from Slovakia, the home of my ancestors. Maybe we're related! Chrisanne is next, followed by Lareja and someone named Brenda Kimani, and then Sarah and Grayce, who is wearing underwear that reads, "Woodstock" on the back. As Sarah and Grayce turn, Janice yells, "Asses! Asses! Asses!" Christian mumbles something to Janice, who says, "Okay: sorry, Woodstock, you're out." Grayce looks shocked. She tearily interviews that it was tough to be put on the spot in front of everyone, and that it's even harder to be told to leave. Oh, buck up, Grayce. We see slow-motion footage of the other chosen models, backed by soft-core porn music. Lareja tells us that this is the first thing she's booked, and can't wait. Brenda, whose huge rack is really emphasized in slow-motion, is also very excited. Natalie and Crystal get picked to do the print ad. Natalie, who is really so cute, is excited, and was just happy to have the opportunity to be in front of them today. See, that's a non-slovenly attitude, right there. Janice calls everyone in for a group hug, probably because she wants to cop a feel.
Janice interviews that they booked two jobs with Ed Hardy, which is exciting, but that the models almost ruined everything with their slovenly selves. Janice says that the kids know that they should dress accordingly, and that the onus is on the model. Except when the model is on Janice's onus. All the winners give a big cheer, because it's fun to be the best.
Meanwhile, Grayce is still a mess. Utah T.J. goes over to talk to her and lend a firm penis to cry on. Tony interviews that he really likes T.J., but that he's always scamming on the chicks. He notes that, even when Grayce was upset, T.J. didn't waste any time taking advantage of the situation to score points with her. Tony is the best! I think he has a crush on Grayce. Cut to Janice saying that apparently T.J. Bates has been quite the ladies' man with the female models. She then adds, "No fucking the models. Not not not not now and not ever. Okay, so T.J. better zip it up." I feel like Janice would totally castrate someone with rusty scissors just to get this point across. She seems like she means it.
However, T.J. has not heeded this directive. We see him hanging out at a beach picnic with Grayce on Monday. He actually feeds her a cupcake. He interviews that he's modeling with all kinds of hot women, and needs to take advantage of the situation. At the beach, Grayce asks T.J. what kind of music he listens to, and he says bluegrass. That's pretty surprising. Before we can learn more, the water sneaks up on them and they jump up and laugh and oh young lovers I just can't get enough of it. Cut to Grayce and T.J. on the street somewhere kissing. Cut back to T.J. saying that once he meets a girl he likes, she kind of gets old, and then he needs something else. We then find out that he had lunch with fat Lauren on Tuesday. Should have booked a jogging date with that one. T.J. wipes a bit of dessert off Lauren's mouth, and then interviews that Southern California has a high concentration of hotties. Ditto with assholes. On Thursday, T.J. takes a model named Pierce to the park. He tells her that he used to be a pilot, and then they fly paper airplanes. This shit really works? More blathering about hot women everywhere. T.J. kisses Pierce on the cheek. She's wearing a shirt that reads, "Don't be jealous." Trust us, honey, we're not. Cut to T.J. calling Crystal on the phone and trying to make plans for the weekend. He then says that maybe he should try Trisha. Dude, manny T.J. totally wins. This guy is a clown.