In comparison, there is perfect Brittany. As someone touches Brittany's hair, Janice whispers, "You're so perfect," in a manner that I've heard one too many times on Law & Order: SVU to not feel creeped out. Janice says that Brittany has capital I-T, and has everything that Janice wants in a model. As Brittany poses, Janice wears a wife beater that says, "Gay Friendly." Take the "friendly" off and the shirt would be pretty accurate. Janice tells us that at the Virgin fashion show, Brittany walked down the runway like a pro. Brittany says that Janice has helped her a lot in terms of training and walking lessons, with having confidence, and also with understanding the modeling industry. And we'll see in a moment how she repays Janice for that. Janice says that Brittany is a high-fashion model who's going to put the agency on the map. As Brittany lifts a leg high in the air, Janice says that she's the best model she's ever had.

And then, this. Janice gives a hug to Suzi Picozzi, Brittany's showgirl stage mom. Suzi says that they won't be able to come back next week. Janice asks why, and Suzi says because they're going on vacation. And I totally thought that they were going to, like, Disneyworld on vacation or some shit and Janice would freak out about that. But in fact, they are going to Paris. Janice tells them to delay it, and Suzi says that they can't. Janice tells us that as soon as Suzi said that they were going on vacation to Paris, she knew exactly what that meant. There's only one reason for a sixteen-year old model to go to Paris. Must be for the famed "Art of Rudeness" course at the Sorbonne. Commercials.

When we return, Suzi tells us that Brittany hopes that they'll be able to go into a few agencies and possibly find work in Paris. Janice doesn't really freak out like I thought she would. She tells them that they won't make any money in Paris, but they will come back with editorial shots. Janice tells Brittany to shop, go crazy, and come back with something, because that's the only way she'll be happy about them going. Janice tells us that if Brittany hits it big in Paris she's not coming back, which will leave Janice high and dry. Or, more likely, just high. You can't blame the Picozzis for going to Paris, but it is shitty that they didn't tell Janice before she took Brit's picture again.