Janice struts in front of the crowd and looks every bit the diva in her little hat. She grabs a police megaphone and says that she was in line for thirty-two years waiting for this moment, to stand in front of them. There were apparently lots of horny guys and buckets of coke in that line. She adds that she'll kick ass if anybody messes with them. The crowd cheers, even though "them" signifies Janice's quaaludes. Janice tells the crowd to stay in line and get fabulous, and "hopefully The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency will continue to rule!" Or, "continue to rule," I guess.
We go through a brief montage of wacky casting call moments. One older guy, who looks a bit like Simon Doonan, shows up, and Janice asks what he's thinking. Another woman says that she's forty-four-years-old, and Janice asks what she's doing there. The woman says that older women are better. There's one weird guy with white-person afro pigtails, and then there's a woman who says that her name is "Lori Lust." A guy next to her says that she's a professional model and he's a model promoter. We blissfully cut to the next scene before they drop trou and introduce their pet crabs. There is a crazy looking guy with a long black wig and white sunglasses and lipstick. Janice says that he's got the best walk of any guy she's seen. He pulls up his sunglasses to reveal actual glasses underneath. That might have been some sort of cameo by Howard Stern. Dude is ugly.
Next, Janice shakes hands with a woman who says that Janice looks gorgeous. Janice tells her to walk for Peter. Peter asks the woman whether she's ever worked with a modeling agency before. She says no, and that she wants to be with Janice. She is like my surrogate. I really covet her cute little white shirt, too. The girl introduces herself as Stina Jeffers, twenty-three-years-old, from Altadena, and I forgive her for the stupid name because she's so pretty. She's 5'10". Janice and Peter both agree that Stina has the best face of anyone there so far. As an added bonus, she's not a heifer. Lauren. Janice tells us that Stina, with her looks and personality, will be a supermodel. Stina has that capital I-T. This includes a cute little body.