Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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Claudia poses next, and Janice tells a male model named Walter to get in there and make out with her. Walter says, "Uhhh...tongues?" Claudia looks scandalized. Janice says that he is insulting her model, and tells him to get in there. Walter is reluctant. Janice says that Walter needs to get over his fear "of being next to a man...a wo-man...a wo-man man's man's man." That clears things up, then. Janice yells at Walter to embrace Claudia and get close. Afterwards, Claudia say that today everything has been all about the transsexual thing. Well, yeah. Janice says to fuck that, and that she believes in Claudia and doesn't judge her, and "saw" Claudia from right away. Janice says that Claudia is going to help the others in the agency, and it kind of sounds like Claudia might be relegated to being the runway coach. Claudia, the actual transsexual. Tyra. I like Claudia.

More posing and shooting and hotness. "Meanwhile," "Peter" "stumbles" "upon" "a" "girl" "named" "Sarah" "who" "is" "shopping" "with" "her" "family." Including her younger sister, who will never be a model. Sorry, kid. Peter says that Sarah has a very interesting look, and says that he might want to steal her away from her family for a little while and take some pictures of her. Sarah tells us that she was just "walking by" "shopping" and "window shopping" with her "family" and "happened" "to" "walk" "by" "the" "agency." Peter brings Janice, who is getting her hair done, some pictures of Sarah. Janice freaks out and yells, "Here it is!" Sarah comes to meet Janice. Janice asks how old she is and discovers that Sarah is eighteen. Seriously, score. Sarah looks kind of like Denise Richards before the taint of the Sambora skank. Janice starts to say that it's Sarah's lucky day, but then corrects herself to say that it's actually her (Janice's) lucky day. Sarah has been "discovered." Janice says that Sarah is going to be the next Kate Moss. Gabe does his stuff on her, and then Janice shoots Sarah herself. Janice looooooooooooooves her. Sarah does kind of rock. Janice says that Peter found her, and that Sarah rules out Fargo.

Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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