I should mention here that I had been planning to recap an episode of The Tyra Banks Show during the last ANTM off-season, and the episode that I was going to recap was called "America's Next Transsexual Top Model." And I didn't end up doing the recap, because the show was pretty boring. But Janice was a judge on that episode, and the prize was a contract with The Janice Dickinson Agency, and the winner was Claudia. So both that and this were kind of fake and set-up, but I'm sure you wouldn't expect more from either show.
Peter laughs and points to Nathan, saying that he's coming out of his chair. Janice laughingly says that he's confused. Nathan came out of the womb confused. Nathan says, "The body says 'yes,' but the mind says 'no.'"
Janice interviews that Claudia came to Janice and asked for her not to broadcast Claudia's "personal issues." Janice says that she respects that, but when it was time for a photo session with a man, she had to disclose to the male model that Claudia was in fact a man. This seems ethically like a good move. Claudia poses with the dude, and Janice yells at the model not to be afraid to touch her. If you ask me, Claudia should be the one who's afraid to touch a guy who looks like a reject from Nelson.
Janice sees some more models, and it's really just a chance for Oxygen to show more half-nekkid men. Janice says that a guy whose name is, I think, John Stallings, is going to be a huge star and perhaps her number one male model. He walks around in his skivvies and looks kind of greasy, and I can't really take him seriously because he is also wearing black socks. Not hot. But the most exciting part of this whole endeavor is that we get a quick shot of Janice hugging Michelle from ANTM, Season 4. And in the wake of Claudia, Michelle somehow looks even more masculine. And just because: Hey, remember when everyone thought Michelle had flesh-eating bacteria? Good times, those. Janice tells someone who she calls "Dentist's Office" to take off his clothes. Janice thinks that lots of dudes are hot. She finally calls for someone to bring in hot girls so Peter Pork doesn't get bored.
Hot girls do, in fact, enter. One is named Kelly and is cute. There's one girl who is really blonde, and looks kind of short. Janice is friendly to her because she thinks that she's going to kick her to the curb soon. The short girl says that she's from Fargo, and Janice says that she loves it and mentions the movie. Fargo girl says that she's never seen the movie. That's pretty dumb of her. Janice says that she has a great body, and then yells, "Nathan!" Have you ever seen a mother try harder to get her son laid? Okay, except for that episode of Law & Order where millionaire mom Angela Lansbury had totally paid the maid to give her son, Alfred Molina, hand jobs or something when he was twelve and then he became a big-ass creepy rapist? I mean, she's not that bad, I don't think, but Janice is totally The Mom Who Will Buy You a Hooker When You Turn Eighteen.