It is then time for Tony. He's nervous, and says that he only just found out that he's the only one from the agency who got a speaking part. He says that this is huge, because the commercial will be playing nationally five thousand times a month and is great exposure. If anyone actually sees this on television, please email me. Tony films. He looks like a big-ass dork. He messes up several times. We see the final commercial, and it is hilarious. Basically the plot is that Tony is a big pussy dork who hasn't gone to the dentist in five years, since he moved from Chicago to San Francisco. Plagued by incurable gingivitis (okay, I might have inferred that bit) he takes time out of his busy work day and calls 1-800-DENTIST on the office phone to find a suitable replacement. If he's been in San Francisco for five years, why wouldn't he just ask a friend for a referral? Also, once again the production value is so cheesy that you totally expect the dentist that Tony ends up finding to be a blonde DD bombshell who is well versed in more than one of the oral arts. The commercial wraps, and Fred says, "All right Tony," which I guess means that he did a good job.

Janice voices over that the commercial was a success, and that Fred called her to tell her how pleased he was. Janice feels that the agency is going in the right direction, and is setting sail. She's very proud of the progress that the agency has made since opening its doors. She got into this industry to be part of the picture, and also to let Mick Jagger snort coke off of her clavicle. She says that she's still in the picture. Yeah, because she gave everyone else who was supposed to be in the picture food poisoning and showed up in their stead. Nonetheless, hooray, because Janice is the greatest.

Next week on the JDMA: no idea! There are no previews in the episode I taped! There are, however, credits, which inform us that the theme song to JDMA is called, "Do Ur Own Thang" and was written by the prolific Scooter Pietsch. I knew it! See you bitches next week, and for the love of heaven I hope the forums have a better turnout than they did for the past two episodes.