Suddenly it's the next day, and time for callbacks. Janice says that she felt a lot better, and the eye patch was gone. Well that was a serious injury, wasn't it! Janice tells us that she was ready to look at the models, but lo and behold, Peter wasn't there. As Janice talks with some potential models, Peter saunters in. Janice says that she needed Peter, and where was he. Janice says sharply that she was in the hospital yesterday and had an excuse, then says that Peter gets minus ten points. Peter says that there is no minus ten points in their relationship and looks kind of pissed. Oooh, I feel that these two are going to invoke the, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," rule soon. Something weird is going on.

Janice interviews that Peter gave her a load of crap yesterday, and says to look sweetcakes, she was in the emergency room yesterday. Janice tells Peter that all he had to do was pick up the phone and call her, and Peter basks in the glow of sweet irony. But before he can get in a word, Janice says that this is not Days Of Our Lives and that people are waiting. Peter says kind of sarcastically that it's his fault, and Janice tells him to go away for a few minutes because he's spewing bad vibes. As Peter walks he says that there's a way to do a convention and a way not to do a convention. Just like there is a way to do Janice, and a way not to do Janice, and something tells me that he did the latter. Janice interviews that this is the first time that she and Peter really butted horns. What about the whole Fargo incident? She continues that they were in a full-fledged fight, hadn't found one single model, and that she was ready to walk home. All the way back to L.A.? With only one good eye? Well that would make for a good episode.

Finally up comes Brittany with what Janice calls her showgirl mom. And seeing Brittany's mom, we realize that this is a literal statement. Janice says that Brittany was a big Katrina of self-confidence and freshness. I don't know that I would invoke that particular metaphor, but okay. Brittany's mom tries to buddy up to Janice by saying that they should have gone out together and that they're a lot alike. Janice could give a shit, though, because she only cares about Brittany. She asks her to walk. Brittany is really, really skinny. Janice tells Brittany, "Do not forget, it is I who discovered you." Brittany says that she is excited to be Janice's first discovery. I think Janice's first discovery was that roofies and coke plus Jack Nicholson makes for a wild night, but we'll save that tale for the eighteen plus crowd. Janice then tells Brittany's mother to bring her feathers sometime and they'll hang. She said the same thing to a chicken last week, so Brittany's mom shouldn't get so excited. Janice helps Brittany's mom up on the runway to demonstrate some of her showgirl moves. Nathan looks on with the face of dull, anaesthetized horror that he has learned to master. Brittany's mom, whose name is Suzi, says that some people might consider her a stage mom, but she's just supportive of her child, and what's wrong with that? I consider her more as someone who is clinging to her lost youth, which should relieve her greatly. Janice tells her that she has nice tits and we're out.