The Killing
The Killing

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 482 USERS: B
YOU GRADE IT
Just Like Adrian

Doctor: "Hey, here's that picture of the spooky trees. Turns out you drew this last time you were institutionalized. Just coincidentally, I'm going to want to talk about that."
Linden: "Do you have any gum? Like a lot. Like an assload of chewing gum."

RICHMOND RALLY

Richmond: "Thank you for coming. I am really very comfortable around poor athletic black youth. Thanks. Thanks for coming."
Jamie: "It's not working. We're still seven points behind. Be more comfortable with the poor black youth."
Richmond: "Our election is in exactly 72 hours. I cannot advertise myself more. Therefore, grass roots. Are there any poor black youth here that are members of the Chamber of Commerce or something? Better Business Bureau? Elks Club?"
Jamie: "No, that's why white guys like you run everything."
Richmond: "That won't get me out of this chair!"

Gwen: "He just hates to lose. Just like you. That's why you are in gay love."
Richmond: "I remember you not liking that either."
Gwen: "Just be yourself. So hard that it is amazing."
Richmond: "Naïve? Mentally ill?"
Gwen: "Authentic, naïve, honest, whatever. Whatever gets votes. As long as I don't get raped in some kind of backroom deal."
Richmond: "I feel like Katniss in Mockingjay."
Gwen: "That's how I feel all the time."

Darren gets everybody's attention so he can try to make a basket to impress the poor black youth.

Black Kids: "If he makes this basket, I am totally registering to vote before the election that's happening in three days. It will completely eradicate my lack of faith in a system that is intentionally structured to deny my very existence. If he just makes this basket."
Richmond, verbatim: "YES I CAN!"

Oh girl. Needless to say, he misses the basket, but instantly turns this into a moving and humanizing photo op that completely eradicates all political ennui among the oppressed within seconds. You're welcome, Seattle. Yes He Can.

PSYCH

Doctor: "Do you want a cigarette?"
Linden: "Heh. If I said go fuck yourself right now it would count against me, despite being the perfect thing for me to say. On the other hand, the Worst has Occurred, so light me the hell up."

The Killing

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