HOMELESSNESS SMELLS A LOT LIKE HELO
Sarah: "Jack, is that you sitting creepily in the dark. Are you still very ill."
Helo: "No, it's me! Jack's father! Sitting creepily! He had a temperature of 103 when I got here and you don't even have a thermometer in that suitcase you call a hospital."
Sarah: "What on earth. Get out before I call the cops. Also, how rude that you sent your lawyer to harass me."
Helo: "Fine, but let me just say this. You care more about that dead girl than you do your own son."
Sarah: "Thanks for the insight, but we are all well aware."
BABKA'S HOUSE OF MAFIA REPROGRAMMING & DIVERSIFIED REVENUE STREAMS
Right on schedule, Holder is immediately kidnapped by Alexi in his backseat, who tells him not to turn around or bug out -- "Just drive" -- which was so obviously going to happen that it might as well have been Holder's actual plan.
RICHMOND'S HOUSE OF HAIR NEGLECT & BEING EMBARRASSED
Jamie: "I'm back, of course!"
Darren: "I'm just chilling here in the bathroom, weeping my eyes out."
Jamie: "You think that's a bad thing, but it's more like my birthday came early."
He gets him into bed, does what he can to make Darren comfy, and then refuses to leave for any reason.
Jamie: "My grandfather was in an accident that ruined his life and led perilously near his own death, but eventually he fought back and eventually he got everything to where it was supposed to be. He told me bad luck eventually destroys you, or makes you the man you were meant to be."
Darren: "Whether or not this story is made up, I am nowhere near the man your grandfather was. Also, why are you even here?"
Jamie: "But this isn't really the point of the story. There is a twist! The photo proof that got you arrested that night was faked. Faked! You're conceding to Mayor Adams and it turns out he framed you. How about now?"
Darren: "See, I thought you were gonna zig, but then you zagged."
Jamie: "Even your hair just perked up. Let's destroy him, yeah?"
Poking through boxes of creepy evidence, Sarah hears a scary sound and goes out into the hallway. A broken lightbulb is joined by much darkness and scarier sounds, and Sarah starts going just about nuts. But that knock at the door is just Holder. Poor kidnapped Holder, with Alexi downstairs ready to explain some more things.