TWITCH'S BAD DAY STARTS IMMEDIATELY
Is it weird that my first response was like, "Oh, a Subaru Outback? Homeboy's getting raped."
Lyric: "Oh good, your probation officer. Last visit and then we can move to LA!"
Twitch: "Nothing's gonna stop us now, baby!"
Lyric: "The future is so bright that I might have to wear shades. Knock 'em dead at your probation visit, buddy."
Probation Officer: "So I have tainted your drug sample despite my earlier protestations that you were too smart to end up like all these other kids. Turns out you are not."
Twitch: "Fine, so what -- a blowjob? Cool, ante up. Later on I will be sad about how you've misused your authority and even the people who are nice to you will eventually force you to give them blowjobs, but for now..."
Probation Officer: "Sorry, no. But to teach you about quote a 'sense of decency,' I am going to be sodomizing you in the back of this Subaru Outback."
Twitch: "That doesn't sound like me..."
Probation Officer: "Don't get so hung up on labels. I'm not gay either, I just happen to be about to rape a guy right now. I always say you don't rape a gender, you rape the person. You know what I mean?"
Twitch: "Aw, nuts."
Newbie Guard: "Please take this antibiotic or you will be infected!"
Seward: "I will not. I resist."
Talking Man: "Here is a barely related story about one time I had a thing with my ear."
Seward: "First of all, stop that story before its dramatic conclusion makes everybody barf. Second of all, you are guilty of your Death Row crime. I know this because you never shut up about it, whereas I am innocent and thus never talk about my crime I didn't do. We've all got a death sentence."
Talking Man: "Death Row has made of you a bummer, sir."
Holder's girlfriend Caroline is, it turns out, an ADA. So that is interesting, in terms of Holder's upward mobility. She sits in on the briefing, which is mainly about how the only thing the Killings have in common is they are all around Kallie's general age and gender. Still no connection to the tapes, though.
Linden: "The mother keeps saying that Kallie is not missing. She says she locked her out of the house at around 1 AM that night."
Skinner: "Wait, she isn't missing? Then what are we doing here?"