The Killing
The Killing

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 396 USERS: B-
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PREVIOUSLY

Terry Marek ditched the hookin' and started her own whoopee pie business. It's doing great, she might have a franchise deal because of the whole food truck thing, it's a seller's market really at this point if you live in the right region. And then a little bit north, her sister Mitch adopted a young girl from a third-world nation with a cleft palate, and let me tell you they are doing great! She sent me pictures from Disneyland and my gosh, you should see the way that little girl's eyes lit up when she got to meet Dora the Explorer. Over at the hospital, I'm sorry to say that Darren Richmond has not yet regained the use of his legs, but -- thanks to several unlikely coincidences -- has gained the power of flight.

And yet after all this, even in the Utopia I have created with my imagination, somehow Detectives Linden and Holder's lives are still one linear washed-out Georgia O'Keefe line of unremitting horror and affliction and nutritional anarchy.

JUST KIDDING

Um, Gwen came back to the Richmond campaign, which in some ways I guess probably bothers Jamie but is probably, in other ways, a relief. Terry revealed her crazy hooker side to the detectives, but then her erstwhile lover and his creepy Ames family revealed that they are way worse than those awful Marek girls. Stan Larsen is going to jail at some point for kidnapping and savagely beating that teacher with Belko -- though he's too freaked out by things generally to worry about it -- and there's some kind of paranormal activity going on in Sarah's motel room so she's moved her kid to Holder's apartment. Which if you're counting, that's like twenty-two places of residence in twenty days.

HOLDER'S PLACE

It is, shockingly enough: Raining cats and dogs. Linden's staring out his window chewing on her fingers like they're gum, while Holder and Jack play Monopoly at the kitchen counter.

Holder: "Probably the maid just moved that painting. They'd always put my Gideon Bible back in the drawer and I'd lose my place."
Linden: "No, Coworker. It was thoroughly packed away in the suitcase I use for my crazy person files."
Holder: "Did this picture have special significance? Was it perhaps related to that one case everybody talks about all the time right before you start cramming gum in your mouth?"
Linden: Gnaw gnaw gnaw.

He swears that they're safe there, noting as he does so that Jack has just snuck about two grand out of his Monopoly stash. There are discussions of a Monopollian nature.

The Killing

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