Crone: "I hear you're looking for a good time."
Holder: "Always, Baby! Especially with ancient women that look oddly like Skrillex."
Crone: "Where is your room? Or just your car, whatever. Head's $20, tail's $50."
Holder: "That's terrifying and sad in a whole other way. But hey, you know what really gets me off? Construction sites."
Crone: "Is that a thing?"
Holder: "Absolutely that is a thing."
Crone: "Well, we're not supposed to go up there. I'll get into trouble. Construction sites are taboo. For us, they're like gravesites are for white people. Like we're the opposite."
Holder: "Is that a thing?"
Crone: "Of course it isn't."
She is not interested in his hundy, not even for the privilege of having sex with great big old Stephen Holder. I would be like, "Of course, if you're gonna talk like that, it's an extra one million dollars to listen to it. We can discuss setting up a swear jar or something, maybe."
So she bounces, because I guess construction sites are for them like how gravesites are for us. Like the opposite thing, because they are completely unlike us in every single way. And then who should slide over but a fresh-faced little boy version, at which point Holder has a very complex, very hilarious conversation with himself in his head.
Holder is up against a car with a boner against his thigh and a lot of hustle going on. I don't know what a Native American fetish would really be about -- I mean, I grew up in Phoenix and Albuquerque, so I know exactly what a Native American fetish looks like, just ... not the sexual kind, like, the turquoise kind -- but I don't know that "You like it dirty, white boy? I got dirty!" is specific to that.
I mean, maybe they are making this part up and they have no idea what having sex with a male prostitute on the reservation is like, but I prefer to think the writers of The Killing take their jobs more seriously than that.
Holder: "I am really aroused and excited by ... all of this, what you're doing ... but I would prefer -- as I believe I mentioned as we were arranging this assignation -- that I would prefer to engage in homosexual activity with you at the construction site."
Ho: "Is that a thing?"
Holder: "It is absolutely a thing. I am very into it."
Ho: "So like, you want to wear a hardhat? This is appealing to you? We can also go bareback if you feel like it. My life is pretty desperate and I don't have a lot of respect for myself, to be quite honest."
Holder: "Oh, I will do you all the different ways. It is going to be very gay. The male-on-male sex we are going to have will be of an unheralded intensity, and I anticipate it being quite enjoyable, both for myself, and I dare say, for you. Once we get there. There being...?"