The Killing
The Killing

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 434 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
BLOOD INT/BLOOD EXT
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PREVIOUSLY

Old Holder was just losing it after realizing his responsibility for betrayals both diagetic and extradiagetic. Linden's Mom abandoned her when she was five, mostly because of her personality and now even Jack's deadbeat dad is alarmed by her continuing erratic behavior. Belko went on a killing spree that ended with himself. Gwen left for DC, meaning Jamie finally had Richmond to himself. Stan's old mob boss secretly owned a Russian escort service, which got burned down -- as most things are, in cases of arson -- by somebody with a tattoo.

BLOOD IN/BLOOD OUT: A STORY OF THE UNDERWORLD

Once upon a time there was a burgeoning Mob Boss named Janek, who was pretty sure he was fated to be the most glorious scumbag in the entire land. But one day, he looked into his magic mirror and saw he was fated to be overcome by a young street tough named Piotr Michaelsky, who had lips as red as blood and hair as black as night and skin as white as snow.

A young huntsman named Stanley A. Larsen came to Janek then, and said to him, "I liked it when we were illegal-betting mobsters, but this stuff with drugs and hookers, I dunno. It's a little too real."

And Janek smiled to himself, and offered Stan an apple: "All you must do is go out into the forest and kill a boy with lips as red as blood, hair black as the night, and skin as white as snow."

"Should I bring you his heart?" Stan asked, and Janek replied, "No, you idiot, you should bind his hands and feet, stuff him in the trunk of a car, and deliver a single gunshot to his brainpan. And then you will be free. But let me ask you something. Why is it so important that you get out now?"

"Because I am marrying the happiest, most winsome princess in all the land, Mitch Marek! I want to make her my wife, and give her three charming children," Stan replied.

"Her joy is contagious."

STAKEOUT: LARSEN'S MOVING VANS, PARENTING & MISERY SERVICES

Holder: "I guess I didn't do a bunch of drugs. I guess sometimes people just act like that, on this show."
Linden: "A human person would only leave this backpack on a porch if they were continuing to avenge, or to otherwise torture. I read about this in a book on human persons."
Holder: "Or maybe it's a sign of remorse."
Linden: "I have not yet reached that chapter in my book."

Question One: How could the tattooed person be both a friend to Rosie, and the posthumous arsonist of her prostitution concern.

Question Two: Why did Rosie's backpack contain so relatively few items of clothing, books about humans, or tools for survival.

The Killing

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