The Killing
The Killing

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 370 USERS: B-
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Behavior Is Reputation

Jack & Holder: Big cute hug. They love each other so much, it's so sweet.

Holder: "When you do actually leave, you're karmically fated to have that same stewardess you no doubt abused to get off the plane tonight."
Linden: "Good luck with cleaning up the mess. Hope it was worth it."

Aw, sad Holder. But also, stop being like that and you won't pay the price for being like that. Behavior is reputation. I mean, when Sarah Linden is giving you tips on overcoming your personality flaws? That is a moment for introspection, my friend.

But then, somewhat happy Holder, as a rando brings him some blown-up photo that took so long to blow up it outlasted the case getting closed: An anime tattoo on the arm of a boy reflected eponymously in Rosie's bicycle mirror. Which caused my heart to sink, because this show does off-putting children better than any show I can think of. They are so gross! Kids on this show are the worst!

STAN

Terry: "Another manic scary voicemail from your sister, sister!"
Stan: "Who's this having an emotional breakdown in my garage? Oh, one of you ladies as usual."
Terry: "Hey, nothing is going on here! Chipper and pleasant as usual, the very opposite of my sister. Listen, you want me to stay here while you visit Belko and accidentally talk him into taking his own life?"
Stan: "Actually, could you just move into our house on a semi-permanent basis and replace my wife? I am not equipped to do any things."
Terry: "Sure, I got nothing going on. Playing house with you three downers sounds like an opportunity for real fun."

Terry: "Let me just swing by my apartment and pick up some essentials. You know, just regular everyday items like a precious Waterford crystal goblet and a panini press."
Stan: "...What?"
Terry: "It's possible I'm confused about what kids are into."

HOSPITAL

Medical Personnel: "Paging Doctor Whatever to the OR to do surgery on that guy."
Jamie: "Why page him to the OR when he was already supposed to be in the OR? I know how to do their jobs better than they do! Not really but I am just frustrated!"
Gwen: "Okay, well, since you're already in a crummy irrational mood, I have to tell you something. Darren disappeared the night of Rosie Larsen's death and came back to our bed soaking wet. So."
Jamie: "I'm sure that's a coincidence."
Gwen: "Yeah, which would be nice, except also I told Sarah Linden all of this. Which is why they arrested him at the rally."
Jamie: "Nngh!"
Gwen: "I mean, we're in a foxhole together right now, you can't be that mad. I still have his blood caked all over my shirt and bra and torso. Cut me some slack."

The Killing

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