Linden: "You're not drunk or high, are you. You're just buzzed on being with Holder, like usual."
Jack: "What can I say? I'm so desperate for male contact that I will even take the sketchiest person who ever lived."
Holder: "Hey, Linden. I have your child. I wish you would talk to me."
Linden: "Those could either be two neutral and unrelated facts, or a serious threat. I am going to play it like it's both, making myself look totally fucking weird as usual."
Holder: "Day Fourteen, still in town. The only way to kill you is to chop off your head, like Jason!"
Linden: "You have to know how that sounds to me, considering you falsified evidence behind my back and then kidnapped my kid, and yet."
Jack: "Anyway, I have to go to the bathroom, leaving you here alone with Holder."
Linden: "I'll come with you! To the bathroom."
Jack: "Uh, no you fucking will not."
Holder: "Linden, haha, you left a mess in this office!"
Linden: "Yeah, I guess we both did."
Holder: "We shouldn't blame ourselves for Belko once again going after the person we accused of the crime."
Linden: "I guess so."
Holder: "Okay seriously, why are you back?"
Jack & Holder: Big cute hug. They love each other so much, it's so sweet.
Holder: "When you do actually leave, you're karmically fated to have that same stewardess you no doubt abused to get off the plane tonight."
Linden: "Good luck with cleaning up the mess. Hope it was worth it."
Aw, sad Holder. But also, stop being like that and you won't pay the price for being like that. Behavior is reputation. I mean, when Sarah Linden is giving you tips on overcoming your personality flaws? That is a moment for introspection, my friend.
But then, somewhat happy Holder, as a rando brings him some blown-up photo that took so long to blow up it outlasted the case getting closed: An anime tattoo on the arm of a boy reflected eponymously in Rosie's bicycle mirror. Which caused my heart to sink, because this show does off-putting children better than any show I can think of. They are so gross! Kids on this show are the worst!
Terry: "Another manic scary voicemail from your sister, sister!"
Stan: "Who's this having an emotional breakdown in my garage? Oh, one of you ladies as usual."