LARSEN

Concerned Citizen Voicemail #1: "I was just calling to say -- I mean I took time out of my day to dial the number of a complete stranger and notify him -- that you are shitty!"
Stan: "I'm aware. Delete."

Concerned Citizen Voicemail #2: "If I saw her alive, would I get double the reward?"
Stan: "No, but Veena Sud would get triple the lynched. Delete."

Concerned Voicemail #3: "Stan Larsen, that ticking timebomb of a future serial killer son of yours has done it again."
Stan: "If only that goblet-collecting whore sister-in-law of mine were here to do something about this. Delete and sigh."

HOLDER VS CRY FOR HELP #3,792

Holder: "Oh my God, are you sleeping in your car? What is wrong with you? Do you not remember how delightful and slightly sexy being at my house is?"
Linden: "Linden Unit Activated. Inform me of developments."

(Also, girlfriend literally woke up chewing gum just now. I just want that noted for the record.)

Holder: "Soooo the evidence locker is gone."
Linden, awesomely verbatim: "...What."
Holder: "Can you imagine? It's like somebody's deliberately hurling red herrings and procedural obstructions in our way at every turn. No wonder we play by our own rules!"

GIL'S APT

Is a huge mess! Including a big tall drink of mess over in the corner, cutely slurping down some stolen penne arrabbiata, waiting on Gil to come in and see what a big old mess he made. Waiting for him to interpret the meaning behind the stolen pasta. To see that he is cornered and disarrayed by the Linden-Holder Axis of Power. To notice the gun just kind of chilling on the table next to one of Holder's angry paws.

Half the time I think Holder's talking Hopelandic or Cocteau Twins language or something, but at this point from what I can tell he gives Gil a speech including the following concepts: Arrabbiata obviously means "angry," for the spiciness of the pasta. Gil has absconded with evidence necessary to solve the Killing, once again. Holder's feelings have been hurt in several ways by this former mentor, which he catalogs through implication. I think he might call him habib at one point. Also, he menaces him a great deal, quotes the Bible, refers to himself -- oh, dreadful humanity -- as a "lowlife tweaker" -- and then offers to either murder Gil or remove one of his eyeballs, time and date TBA.