Linden: "Valid. Chief Nicole will be charged with obstruction of justice, and being a complete dickhole, but won't make a deal with us to charge Ames as well. Not really sure why that would be true."
Carlson: "Holder, I don't think you have to worry about IA nailing you on the shooting. You're going to end up in the clear. Also, great job you guys! Somehow, apparently I mean that."
Linden, going through the evidence: "Hey, wait..."
Holder, Carlson, The World: "Don't say it don't say it don't say it"
Linden: "No, I'm just saying we have a conversation at like 3:30 between Ames and Jamie, so we could still get him. Plus the broken taillight on the cab he took home, that Jasper told me about..."
Holder: "Hey, that is true actually."
Carlson: "While you were fired and homeless and in a mental institution, we actually looked into that. It's a no-go."
Holder and Linden are so upset! But at least Sarah gets to tell the Larsens before they go public. That's important, I think, to her whole Linden thing she's got going on.
SECRET LARSEN HOUSE
The little boys are astounded and overjoyed about their new house! Tommy smiles and the demons just run out of him into the sidewalk, and they run off to go play. Mitch is beautiful, smiling.
Stan: "This is the house she was going to come back to, from college in the summers... Eventually boomerang back because our emotional issues made her unfit for society..."
Mitch: "Stan, get over it. Our daughter died, it's not the freakin' end of the world."
Stan: "That's my girl."
Gwen: "You need a little R&R, my friend. You have been through a lot."
Darren: "True enough."
Gwen: "I know this little B&B up in Tacoma... Ha! Just kidding. I just wanted to make a joke about that time you tried to commit suicide while your boyfriend was killing a little girl, and then we had Ambien zombie sex."
Darren: "That was a good one, Gwen. Good joke. But if you'll excuse me, I have to manically drafting this press release, and also the cleaners are coming to get rid of all the broken glass and Jamie parts."
Gwen: "Oh, I guess you're still in shock from being kidnapped and told a weird story."
Darren: "We need to spin this. Jamie can't define my legacy. I want my legacy to be defined by the mentally ill guy that paralyzed me and then went on a killing spree. And the wisdom of that imaginary leg."