Lone Gunmen
Lone Gunmen

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Alex Richmond: B- | 407 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
Grin and Bear It. (Sorry.)

Jimmy is happy to see Yves, but has the sense to ask why she came out to Washington State just to check up on him, because doesn't she think he's a retard? Nurse Hornball comes in, practically green, and Yves leans in and murmurs, "Why do you think I don't like you?" Jimmy says he "usually has a sense when women dig [him]," and Nurse Hornball jerks the cord that's keeping his leg in traction. Dude! Ow! Yves checks out the diorama and is all, "You don't remember what happened on the mountain? Later." To get payback, Nurse Hornball jams Jimmy in the ass with a needle. Ow again! Comedy! Or something!

Back at the van, the LGs are still watching the Urinator, who emerges from his cabin and -- oh no! -- shoots right at them. Except he's not. He's shooting tin cans. A delivery van rolls up (Transcontinental Express, again) and the Urinator signs for something.

Jimmy's playing with his...diorama. Crotchety Neighbor tells him to shut up. They yell at each other, and Jimmy falls out of bed, crushing his ski scene. Meaning the whoop-ass, CN yells, "And there's more where that came from!" Heh. Nurse Hornball and the DWMOMNBE come running. A lollipop falls out of his white doctor coat, and Jimmy gets clue #2.

The LGs have tracked the origin of the delivery: Shiny Health Medical Group, straight out of Shanghai. Yeah, I bet the black market for grizzly bear gall bladders is huge. Byers figures that the letter contains details of the next meeting. Jimmy calls and tells them that he thinks his doctor is a killer. The LGs ask what proof he has; Jimmy has none, and the music gets mischievous as the LGs hang up on his ass.

More mischievous music as Jimmy clumsily wheels himself around the hospital looking for dirt on the death doctor. He sees his crotchety neighbor is next under the knife. And, next to die? Bum bum...oh, you know.

Crotchety Neighbor is signing a form, and being all crotchety about it. Nurse Hornball is like, don't forget the next-of-kin, and he's like, I have no son! The DWMOMNBE is like, see you in the OR, and Jimmy spills his cockamamie idea about his death doctor. CN, who totally is The Man from Chico and The Man (what a great show that was), pooh-poohs Jimmy because he has no proof. What is he, Byers?

Lone Gunmen

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