GodDAMN, those cereal-and-milk bars look disgusting. What's the milk stuff supposed to be, the stuff between Oreo cookies? Jesus, don't feed your kids that.
Gunpad. They're watching midget wrestling on TV. Dude, WHAT CHANNEL?! The Midget Frohike wails on some other masked wrestler. Adam stares blankly, then takes the tape out of the VCR and stomps on it. Dude, I was watching that! Langly, rocking a Dead Kennedys shirt, gets mad but reels it in because Adam tends to go off on people. Yves says the midget Frohike has been dead for years (God rest his wrestler's soul), but he has a daughter. Let's check her out, already.
Ding-dong. A little lady opens the door. By little, I mean oh, you guys are smart, you figure it out. It's Marvin the TV schmuck ringing her bell, and by ringing her bell, I mean, it seems like he's banging her. He brings her flowers; she snubs him; he asks her if she thought about what they talked about; and she says she isn't divorced yet, and that she knows he doesn't love her after that crack he made. "You mean when I said it takes a little lady to get me off big?" Jesus, I just can't make fun of this stuff this week. Is it because the show is really, really good, or that I'm going to Las Vegas on Wednesday and can't think of anything mean to say? Please don't fire me, Wing Chun. Anyway, he says that she loves that he's a pig, she agrees, and then he sweeps her up in his normal-sized arms and they go off to do it. Have fun, guys.
The Lone Gunvan rolls up outside the Little Lady's house. Everyone piles out, make fun of the name on the mailbox ("Muckle? Is that a name for a sex addict?" I don't get it either, people), then Adam sees Marvin's car in the driveway and starts to seethe. He picks up a garden tool (can't make a joke about that, not at this stage in the game) and charges inside. When he finds Marvin and Little Lady in the sack, she in tiny lingerie, he in nothing but his eye patch, Adam bellows that he's "going to take your other eye out this time!" Well, go for it dude -- I'm behind you all the way. Jimmy drags him away, and then Little Lady comes out, wrapped in a robe, and asks where he -- "Charley" -- has been for the past year. Charley. Muckle. Charley Muckle. Adam says it's all coming back to him now, and bam, here comes Lady Doctor at the door. She says, "We need to talk." So I guess they will.









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