"My name is Charley Muckle, and I'm an alcoholic. And have anger issues. And I shoplift…and fill up my gas tank and drive off with out paying…and, expose myself in public. But only to women who think they're hot stuff." Hi, Charley. Welcome to Asskickers Anonymous. I'll kick your ass in the name of All Women, Whether They Think They're Hot Stuff or Not, and you'll keep it anonymous. Little Lady says, "Don't forget you got my best friend pregnant," and Charley is all like, yeah, good times. Lady Doctor is like, so I helped you forget Charley and become Adam. Wow, can you sign people up for that? I know a few (only a few) assholes that I wouldn't mind rehabilitating. Or, you know, erasing their personalities and changing them into other, better people. It wasn't brainwashing: it was either have his personality erased or do twenty-four months in the pen for putting out Marvin's eye -- in fact, Marvin was behind the whole thing. So, it's a new kind of jail? Marvin's paying for the new goo and electrical implants? Weird. Lady Doctor says she "has his signed consent on file," and that the treatment was all "above-board." Yves curls her lip and asks whether pretending to be his wife was above-board too. Little Lady is like, but you're already married to me! Aww, she really looks sad. Give her an Emmy for special guest ["Sorry, but I think it's already been engraved for Patrick Dempsey" -- niki], and while I'm giving them out, give one to Buffy the Vampire Slayer for that episode when her mom died. Dude, that kicked ass.

So, Lady Doctor says it may not be "healthy" for Little Lady and Charley to be married, and Adam / Charley says Little Lady was always saying her father (the midget Frohike) was "a great man" and that Charley could never live up to him, and it bummed him out. The Lady Doctor says, "Our work can continue…it's not too late." Dude, Little Lady is all like, sniff sniff, don't let me stop you, really meaning, I love you! Come back! Adam is all like, hell, plug me in, meaning, if she won't grovel, I'll just be stubborn and refuse to make my own choices or be responsible for my own life anymore. Marvin tries to comfort Little Lady but she cries and cries. Marvin has something to gain by Adam's absence, no? Adam is just a schmuck. Not nebbishy at all like I first thought. Little Lady is really getting screwed here. Her tears are real. The Emmy goes to her.