The episode opens with a series of interviews. Keshia says that Tracey is "suspect #1" because "everyone who she coalitions with is executed." I kind of admire the use of the word "coalition" as a verb there, even if the statement isn't really true, as far as we know. Tracey only had a coalition with Stephen, right? Tracey says that she got a new dress for dinner tonight, and that it's very cute. Angie says she might go skinny-dipping tonight, and that it might get her an exemption. Dennis says, "Focus, will, desire, denigration, determination, fumblenation, consecration." Mark says that his strategy is to act like The Mole from here on out.
The players arrive at Eco Park, a lagoon-type place. Ahmad tells them that he has everything he needs for a margarita except for the tequila, so he needs their help. They're going to play a game called "Tequila Shooters." There is a narrow bridge across the lagoon, and the players have to cross it while holding a tray, retrieve a bottle of tequila, put it on the tray, and walk back. While they are on the bridge, they can't touch the bottle of tequila, and they can only bring one bottle at a time. They have ten minutes, and each bottle will earn them $500. That doesn't sound so bad. Except that there will be three people in the water, throwing dodgeballs at the players while they cross the bridge. And those three people will be the executed players: Ananda, Corbin, and Stephen. Stephen yells about payback and revenge, and Corbin turns and moons the camera. Thank God for pixelation. I imagine that Corbin's ass looks like Michael Douglas's ass. Or that old guy that Samantha fucked on Sex and the City. Ew. I just grossed myself out.
The players decide that they need to cross the bridge in a line, get their bottles, and then turn and go back in reverse, since the bridge is too narrow for passing. Meanwhile, Corbin tests out a slingshot, and Ananda and Stephen decide to throw by hand. Ahmad starts the game, and the player start running across the bridge. There is a lot of missing, it seems. The players all get across, and grab their trays and bottles. Tracey goes first and gets hit, losing her bottle. Keshia also gets hit. Angie gets hit. Dennis gets hit. Mark gets hit. There are eight minutes left, and they don't have any bottles yet. The players continue to be unsuccessful, due to getting hit by balls. Tracey and Angie finally each bring a bottle back. I think they should all try to be on the bridge at the same time, because then the people throwing balls will have more targets to choose from, instead of all pelting the same person. Mark keeps stopping in the middle of the bridge, which sucks, because he's first, and that prevents everyone else from being a moving target. Dennis manages to get a bottle across. Keshia gets pelted in the head and complains about it. Stephen starts screaming that he's Zoltar. There's only one minute left, and Keshia, Mark, and Angie decide that they're done. Dennis and Tracey head back for one more try. Tracey gets pelted right in the head (complete with dinging bell sound effect, which was awesome) and falls into the water. Tracey interviews that coalitions fall apart after executions. Dennis makes it back by running at top speed and dodging the balls. Time runs out. Angie interviews that the shooters were out for blood, and shows off a bruise. Tracey interviews that it was the most fun game they have done.













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