Back at the arena, Paul starts shaking the pig that Jon left them on the table, and hears something inside. Liz can't figure out why Paul is so obsessed, and Paul finally just smashes the pig against the wall. Sure enough, it contains an exemption. Liz is kicking herself that she didn't figure it out first, and claims that she would have wrestled Paul to the ground to get it from him. Damn. I would have liked to have seen Paul get his ass beat by a senior citizen.
Team Type A returns, still bitching about Team Reject's plan, like give it up, guys. It's over. Nicole and Victoria hold the slingshot while Alex launches the pigs. It takes them a while to figure it out and a bunch of pigs smash. Meanwhile, the potter has completed ten out of the twelve pigs. Team Rejects returns, and the others wonder why Bobby's in a wheelbarrow, now being pushed by Craig. And guess what? Craig has some nerdy expertise in giant slingshots! Speaking of Alex, Craig says, "I don't think he's The Mole. I think he's just kind of dumb." Craig takes over holding the slingshot and they immediately start succeeding. Team Leftovers returns and Super Veiny Water-Drinking Dad keeps bitching that they aren't going fast enough and he doesn't want to have any pigs left over when their time's up. And yet what is he doing to help? Standing around, drinking water and bitching. He does offer to help, but it's kind of a three-person job. He keeps criticizing the job, and time is almost out. They launch the last few pigs just as time runs out, so it didn't really matter that Team Rejects didn't find any pigs, because they wouldn't have had time to launch them anyway.
Jon announces that Team Type A brought back 26 pigs, Team Leftovers brought back 18, and Team Rejects brought back 0. Kristen throws Bobby under the bus by saying that they had an injured player and had to wheel him around. Then again, Bobby deserves to be thrown under the bus. Paul agrees, except he's about 1000% more sexist about it; he seems to be more upset that Bobby is "a so-called man" that let a woman push him around. So if Craig had pushed the wheelbarrow, it would have been fine? Also, I think most of the women on the show could kick Paul's ass, so he might want to shut his stupid ass face. Jon counts the intact clay pigs, and says that they earned $28,000 and it brings the total pot to $63,000. Jon has Paul announce that he earned the third exemption, and that it cost the team $1000. No one really cares about the loss of money because they broke a lot of pigs regardless.









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