The Mountain

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"Barbara Hershey" leads David to the grandfather's cabin. Shelley's fixed it up for him. He's happy, and Shelley hugs him. Sweet of her, if totally misplaced. The women leave. David tests how bouncy the bed is. I guess he misses Max.

Montage. Shelley's happy. "Barbara Hershey" tacks up the photo of her seventeen-year-old self. Of course, it could be a photo of Suzy Chapstick for all we know. Maria breaks up with Will, because he had the temerity to suggest that David be held minimally responsible for his actions. Whore, whore, whore. Will doesn't care, though. I would, because it would mean less shirtless Will, but CANCELED! David calls Max and thanks her for the ride. They have a nice enough conversation until David, going through his grandfather's scrapbook, finds an article about a boy who died in an accident. Max asks if he's okay, but he doesn't answer. I'd say DUN, but you know what trumps "DUN"? CANCELED! Woo!

Thanks for reading, y'all. I couldn't have survived even these two episodes without you.

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The Mountain




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