Johnny and Ryan drink what appears to be alcohol at the bar. Nice job serving the underage there, charity function to help people with alcohol problems! Ryan's worried about Marissa, since he hasn't seen her in over five minutes! His cell rings. It's Marissa's phone, but it's not her voice. She's been sticknapped! Volchok says he's got Marissa underneath the pier. Marissa stands around, seemingly able to leave at will and wearing a jacket someone kindly gave her a jacket to wear so that she wouldn't get cold. What evil kidnappers Volchok and his gang are! Ryan says he'll be right there to get Marissa and be a Hero. He tells Johnny to call the police, while he goes off to "finish this." Do you think Johnny calls the police? Of course not.
Sandy shows up at the function. Kirsten waves to him, and then 7 sidles up and the two women compare how much money they've raised so far. Kirsten thinks they'll raise over a million dollars. 7 is thrilled, although she hasn't seen Julie in a while. Oh, there she is! In the middle of the crowd, holding a live mic and making a few announcements. She's pleased to report that a lot of money has been raised tonight. So much money, in fact, that Julie says their charity simply doesn't have the resources to deal with it, so all checks should be made out to the National Foundation for Substance Abuse instead. Awesome. Kirsten smiles. Julie smiles. 7 does not smile.
7 practically tackles Julie and asks her what she thinks she's doing. Julie plays innocent, asking if she held the mic too far away from her mouth. Ha! 7 tells Julie to get back on the mic and say she was mistaken, or else 7 will call the police. "Call them," Julie says. Whoops! 7 wasn't expecting that. She's not about to call anyone, of course. 7 tries to argue that Julie needs this money if she wants to get back into Newport society, but Julie says she has a true friend in Kirsten, and that's all she needs. She'll never screw Kirsten over. Kirsten's adopted son? Maybe. Kirsten's dad? Absolutely. But not Kirsten. "I think it's time you left," Julie says. "This town's only really big enough for one manipulative bitch." OH SNAP! Julie kisses 7 on the cheek and walks away. 7 'n 7 returns to her Borg ship or goes to Puerto Rico or somewhere that is not on this show anymore. Hooray!
Summer tracks Seth down, all angry at him for daring to leave her sight for three seconds. She sees Seth's new DVD, figures out that he was with Taylor, and threatens to beat Taylor up. Jesus, chill out, Summer. Someone needs to buy her a punching bag, I think. Seth tells her to calm down, saying that Taylor is so messed up that she thinks Summer is her friend, and that Taylor has a really, really mean mom and Seth felt bad for her and tried to be nice to her at the lock-in. "She's just really lonely," Seth says. Summer says it will not be easy to be nice to Taylor Townsend. Seth swears he'll never lie to Summer again. They leave to watch Seth's new DVD.