At the real-world airport, Veronica's all up in a young tadpole's grill. Julie and Kaitlin -- who's so great this episode how she's just along for the ride -- rush up to her and Julie lets Veronica know that Taylor's in the hospital. "Anorexia?" Veronica asks excitedly. Bitch. Kaitlin, horrified, tells her that her daughter fell off a ladder; Veronica is disappointed. Julie's never let reality get in the way of her objectives, though, so she continues to work under the assumption that Veronica loves her daughter. "Summer's got the car outside!" she says excitedly, fairly hopping in an ecstasy of motherhood. Veronica blows it off, offering to call from Cabo, and Julie appeals to her humanity before cutting to the chase: "And if you get on that plane I'll tell security you have a bomb." I love Julie Cooper. Kaitlin's impressed: "Wow, very Jack Bauer of you!" Julie smiles gorgeously and for once I don't think there's even a little bit of like, "At least I'm a better mother than you, bitch." I think she's just proud of herself. She should be. Julie Cooper rules all universes simultaneously.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: A | 1584 USERS: B-
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