Jimmy comes running in screaming about how could Chester and Julie be macking in his house, in his bathroom even. "I have to brush my teeth in there." Chester offers another nonsensical yo-dawg: "So do I! But I don't use a toothbrush! Oh!" Everybody ignores him; Jimmy notes how Julie is still a total whore. Everybody converges and Jimmy tries to tell "Mr. Mayor" what's going on. Julie begs him to stop, and Summer goes "Ooooh!" like she's in the audience on Maury. Jimmy tells everybody that Julie's thong was in Chester's mouth; said mouth hangs open stupidly. "Shut up!" yells Summer, and Chester tells her it was just stuck and he was helping her out. "That's what you said before with Holly. How come all these women around you keep getting their thongs stuck? I'm starting to get suspicious... " says Summer, brilliantly. Bilson rocks. Seth steps in front of Chester and he tells him to move it or lose it. "Then I will lose it, whatever it is." Chester makes to kill Seth, but then with a whispered oh snap locates his next removifiable thong on a blonde and takes off with a woof. Summer grins cutely at Seth and says he was just, like, so brave.
Julie tries to throw down, and Kirsten totally scoffs about how Sandy cries about her all day anyway, and they farcify about but-I-thought-you this and no-I-heard-you that, blah blah, and Ryan shows up in the middle of all this with a glass of water, bitching how in alt-world they don't stock clean glasses. Sandy locates Ryan and Taylor as the problem and tells them to start talking. "People, I can explain everything," she says in a Tayloriffic way, but then she hears the thunder and realizes she's about to wake up. "Must be because I stood up to Mom," she explains for our benefit, and heads weirdly and kind of magically into the kitchen, tossing off exhortations to Ryan to get everybody together because it's his only way back. He follows her and calls her name, but the kitchen is empty. There's an echo for the second time when he says her name.
Taylor wakes up and Kirsten calls her honey; she begs Kirsten to be with Sandy Cohen and Kirsten goes to get the doctor. Taylor looks over at Ryan, still asleep, and says with much feeling and great sweetness: "Come back to me, Ryan." I do not call bullshit. That's just nice.