The O.C.

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Sara M: B- | 444 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Summer Stole Everyone's IQ Points

Sandy finds Matt packing his desk. Matt says he feels horrible. Sandy says that Matt should have told him that he couldn't handle the work instead of screwing the company and corrupting his son's morals. Matt sadly says that he'll keep that in mind for future jobs. "Be here at 8 AM on Monday," Sandy says. He's giving Matt one more chance for reasons I cannot even begin to fathom.

Julie arrives at Kirsten's house and complains about her date. Jeff wasn't a very good kisser or conversationalist, which explains why he has to go to such great lengths to get a date with trailer trash, I guess. She apologizes for being so unprofessional, but Kirsten points out that they did get paid, so their first business venture was a success. And it's given Kirsten a new business idea now that she sees that there are rich men out there who are willing to pay for the right woman. Julie gasps and sits up, so excited about where she thinks Kirsten is going with this: "High-class call-girl operation? I love it!" she says. Well, of course she does. I'll bet Law School Lilly the Stripper wouldn't be averse to working for them, either. Kirsten says she was thinking more along the lines of a high-end dating service. Julie's enthusiasm is somewhat dampened, but she still likes the idea. I don't know why they didn't just give us an hour of repeated clips of Sandy being all excited about pirate wars and Julie loving the idea of becoming a madam. I would have given that an A+, people.

Marissa heads for Summer's convertible, which she apparently gets to drive now. Seriously, Summer, kick the moocher out! Don't be a doormat! Johnny pulls up in the driveway, having been driven to the mansion by his mother, whose insane work schedule miraculously doesn't include Sunday nights. He apologizes for just showing up, but she wasn't answering his calls, so he didn't have a choice. Marissa cuts him off and says that they should just chalk last night up to the painkillers and forget about it: "Those pills can really mess with your head. Believe me -- I should know." Yes, they apparently made her brain disappear. Johnny says that he didn't mean to say what he said, although he did mean what he said. And he hopes things aren't weird between them now. If that's true, then he really should have just said what Marissa wanted him to say about forgetting about it, but he had to go and say he meant it, so, sorry, Johnny. You lose. Not even Marissa is this stupid. She says that they can still be friends. They just won't be spending any time together. Johnny is sad. Marissa hugs him to lead him on.

The O.C.

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