Spencer calls into NewMatch looking for Julie. He's shot at a weird low angle so we can't see where he's calling from but we get a great view of the inside of his nose and the sky above him. Kirsten's all annoyed, even though you know she hasn't had anything else to do all day so you'd think she'd at least be grateful for the distraction. She tells Spencer to call Julie at her home, but Spencer says he can't because he's in Mexico and about to get on a boat. I'm not sure why that means he can't call Julie, but whatever. He says they have a problem: one of the man-whores got Chlamydia. They'll have to call all of his clients and tell them to be on the look-out for Chlamydia symptoms, which you can look up for yourselves if you're that curious. I would think that people sleeping with man-whores would take it upon themselves to use protection and get STD tests semi-regularly anyway. And surely NewMatch made them sign some kind of waiver releasing NewMatch from any responsibility for diseases caught during the rendering of services. Kirsten freaks and says that Spencer and Julie will have to sort this out themselves, but Spencer points out that he's out of the country and Julie is fired, so it's just Kirsten's problem now. She can get the list from Julie.

Kaitlin does her make-up in the school bathroom. She soon has company: Lucy and two of her bandmates saunter in for a confrontation. They're decked out in full band uniform, too, and one of them is still carrying around her giant tuba. Not really sure what she's planning to do with that, but okay. Lucy lays down the law: "Listen, skank," she begins, "if you show up at our bake sale, I'll kick your face in." Lucy has a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do because she's Asian. Lucy is also all of three feet tall, so she's not as scary she thinks she is. Short women aren't scary no matter how good they are at martial arts. I should know: I am one, and never once has a physical threat of mine scared anyone. It's really frustrating. Kaitlin rubs it in that she's "getting to second" with the guy Lucy likes. "We see your face tomorrow, you will regret it!" says a Lacey-Chabert-looking girl holding a trumpet. Kaitlin laughs at this and says that she wasn't planning to go to the bake sale before, but she is now. Great plan, Band Geeks. I mean, just look at Kaitlin: obviously, that girl isn't eating cookies or cakes or much of anything. No way was she going to that bake sale before you guys promised it would be so awesome with the threat of violence and such.