The O.C.

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Joanna: B+ | 352 USERS: C+
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Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chinplant

Summer sidles up next to Ryan and asks if Theresa's coming? Nope. In turn he asks about Marissa, and Summer says she doubts it. Summer levels with Ryan: she knows why Ryan is doing what he's doing, but Marissa really loves him. Well, I really love Double Stuf Oreos, but that doesn't mean I should date them. In any case, Ryan flatly says he knows. Summer adds that she knows the thing with Oliver was messed up, but that since Marissa dated Luke for years, Ryan can't exactly trust her judgment. And that's supposed to be a reason why he should date her? A history of bad judgment? In any case, Summer insists that Marissa has a good heart.

Marissa sashays into the party, followed by Theresa, and clearly you need a flat iron to clean up Newport-style. Neither girl's dress particularly impresses me, but since neither offends me either, I can't complain. Summer gasps, and Ryan "wow"s. Theresa's all, "Tell me about it, stud." And I just realized that I used that joke before, but it works so well here that I can't help myself. Theresa tells Ryan she had some help, and non-implanted chins are nodded in each others' directions. The camera man in this scene is really, really obsessed with the fruit display. I'll bet he's on a low-carb diet.

Caleb urges Seth to join him in a picture because he's the future of the company. Seth grimaces, "There's something to look forward to." Caleb declares that Seth will one day grow out of comic books and into wanting to be rich. Does that mean I will one day grow out of wanting to be rich and into comic books?

The O.C.

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