Bright and Seth spy on Newport Chuck from the balcony above. Seth does not want to be a part of freeing him, saying Chuck seems pretty happy with the "free carrot deal." Bright just looks disappointed and says he guesses they don't have anything in common after all, and "who knows what might have been?" See, now, much like his earlier comment about not doing anything to hurt Summer, this would have set off a few warning bells in my head and sent me in the other direction. But Seth just agrees to help Bright with Newport Chuck to repay him for helping Seth with his inner otter. By stranding him in the woods without food or shelter. This doesn't make sense.

BULLIT gives Kaitlin a call from the airport. He calls her "peanut," which is cute. She says they need to talk, and he says not if it's about the duty-free alcohol she asked him to buy. Like, not only does Kaitlin ask people to buy her underage ass alcohol, but she tries to save money, too! Love her! BULLIT says they can talk at "the jewelry store," and good thing there's only one jewelry store in all of Newport so she'll know where to meet him. He says he liked Julie before he left for Dubai, but these emails she's been sending him -- especially that last one -- has made him decide to propose. Say what you want about their sexuality, but the Wards sure do know what men want. Kaitlin decides not to tell BULLIT the truth and instead recommends buying an emerald cut diamond. Better yet, he could buy her an emerald instead of a diamond. Emeralds are prettier and less evil.

After the commercial, Summer and Taylor spend quality time together cleaning Taylor's room out of Ryan Relics. These include the valet stub from their third date and a toothpick. Apparently, this is all a part of Therapist's aggressive emotional addiction fighting method. Taylor says she can't keep from being powerless under people who say they have feelings for her, and this is the best thing to do for both her and Ryan. "I hope you know what you're doing," Summer says, then leaves the room before she has to, like, get involved or anything. Great friending there, Summer.