Kaitlin is called to the front of the room to give her oral report. On her way past ChrisBrown, she thanks him for putting her to sleep with his incomprehensible mumbles. ChrisBrown shoots her a hilarious expression that's just like "what the hell was that for? Fuck you!" while the Ward twins loudly "whisper" to each other about how Kaitlin is about to go through with some big prank she has planned. Kaitlin says that the project was to speak from the point of view of Buck, the dog in The Call of the Wild. She then proceeds to say "woof" over and over again, and we even see that she has made neat little notecards that say "woof" on them which is amazing. I love it! So does the class. The teacher isn't so thrilled and cuts Kaitlin off. The bell rings, and nice job having a student deliver an oral report like thirty seconds before the end of class there, Teach. She dismisses her class, but tells Kaitlin to stay behind. I'm assuming it's to tell her how awesome that report just was and give her the A++ she deserves.

In fact, she only gives Kaitlin an "A for originality" and an F for her presentation. Which averages out to a nice round C, so, good job, Kaitlin! Way to exploit the loophole in your crappy teacher's assignment! Teach warns Kaitlin that she's about to fail English class, and then ChrisBrown comes back into the room, apologizing for forgetting his books. Yeah, he's a real brain trust. Teach then says something particularly cruel in light of ChrisBrown's difficulties: "[ChrisBrown], you seem to have a real handle on public speaking. Would you mind helping Kaitlin with a revised presentation?" ChrisBrown obviously does mind this, but since he can't get the words out, he has no choice but to help Kaitlin. Way to punish your best student just to get back at your worst, Teach. Teach warns Kaitlin that "every word better be different" from her last report, which shouldn't be too hard since Kaitlin's report only had one word.

Sandy stops by "El Pavo Guapo," which Ryan reports is out of shrimp tacos. I wonder why. Was there a shortage on shrimp? Did someone eat them all? This is quite the mystery. Sandy says he's not here for the food, but to talk to Ryan. He asks him when he's on break. Because there's no better time to tell someone that their abusive jailbird father is back in town after eight years than when he's in the middle of a shift. Gez, Sandy, it's called "timing."