And over at on the new Ice Cream Island, Julie and Kaitlin are singing a semi-acapella version of "Night Moves," using ice cream cones as microphones. They finish, and Gary gives them nerdy applause and calls them "amazing!" Julie and Kaitlin giggle the compliment off, and Julie says she used to sing that song to Kaitlin when she was little and scared. She didn't sing that song to Marissa, though, because Marissa never had the ability to act scared. Gary thinks for a second and then asks if that song is appropriate for children. It is if they don't understand the lyrics! When I was two years old, I apparently did a pretty good version of "Cum On Feel The Noize." I'm not sure if that's an awesome part of my past or a shameful one. Julie shrugs and says it's the only song she knows the lyrics to besides "Pour Some Sugar on Me." Gary Dorkface proclaims that this night is like "summer camp with really hot camp counselors." What a creep. Julie says she's sure that someone like Gary must have quite a busy social life, so this can't possibly be the height of it. He doesn't, but he does have "one girl." She's "amazing," he says, and they're "thinking of taking it to the next level." Julie and Kaitlin realize that he's totally lying and probably hasn't even talked to the girl yet. They're right. Gary sucks. Go away, Gary. Julie and Kaitlin decide that while they're trapped with Gary, they might as well make him look cool. I know I like to spend my time adrift doing makeovers.
Seth's attempts to call AAA are unsuccessful, so he'll have to change the tire himself. He doesn't think he can, even with Ryan's tutoring. Oh, buck up, Seth. I had to change a tire once all by myself and I survived. It's actually really simple. Ryan walks Seth through the process. He gets started and says that when he was a kid, he used to be a "worrier" so he'd make lists in his head to distract himself from whatever he was worrying about. He thinks they should do this now, and has a great idea for the first list: everyone Ryan's punched in the face since moving to Newport. That will be a long list. First up is Luke, followed by Luke, and then Luke. Seth asks about Holly's dad at the Cotillion, but Ryan says that was more of a tackle than a punch. Number four is Luke, and how did that guy survive Newport with his pretty face intact?