The O.C.

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Amazingly, Julie was actually telling the truth when she told Marissa that Kirsten had those properties to show her. She's hanging at the Cohen residence looking at condo brochures. Kirsten says that Julie will only need 10\% of the condo's price for a down payment. From the look on Julie's face, even 10\% is too much. Actually, Julie's facial expressions have been Botoxed away, so it was more the disappointed way she said "ten percent?" than the look on her face, but still. What was Julie expecting, anyway? You always have to commit a down payment when you buy a property, and if it's a property in Newport, it's going to be a sizable sum. Julie needs to stop looking at expensive condos and start looking at the Help Wanted ads if she wants to help herself. Kirsten kindly offers to help Julie out with the money, but Julie's too proud to beg. She says she doesn't need any money, as she stares at her huge engagement ring/down payment.

The doorbell rings, and Kirsten lets the unannounced and uninvited 7 'n 7 into the kitchen. Kirsten introduces Julie to 7 'n 7 as her friend from SURIAK. Julie asks if 7 'n 7 was a doctor there, which, if 7 'n 7 isn't volunteering the information, it's pretty safe to assume that she was the one paying to be at SURIAK, not being paid to be there. At this, Julie immediately begs off because she doesn't want to hang out with people who have actually faced and done something about their problems. 7 'n 7 totally checks out Julie's ass as she leaves, and Jeri Ryan really needs to learn the difference between the "scheming" and the "sexy" look if her character isn't supposed to be a lesbian. 7 'n 7 apologizes to Kirsten for being a rude git and not calling before she came over. She hopes she didn't scare Julie away. Kirsten says it takes a lot to scare Julie, since "she's married to [Kirsten's] dad." Interesting use of present tense there. 7 'n 7 comments on the size of Julie's ring, and Kirsten says that's about all Julie got from Kirsten's dad. 7 'n 7 checks out Julie's condominium brochure as Kirsten goes to fix her a salad. Apparently she stuffs a few croutons in her ears as she does this because she doesn't hear 7 'n 7 pretty much screaming to herself that Julie must be feeling very vulnerable right now. The scene ends before 7 'n 7 can throw her head back and laugh evilly and put a fake moustache on her face so she can twirl it.

The O.C.

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