It's 2:30 in the morning. Do you know where your kids are? Sandy and Kirsten's are sitting around watching a Bollywood movie. Ryan, because he can't sleep. Seth, because he woke up from a nightmare about Summer marrying Ralph Nader (which seems like more of a nightmare for Summer than anyone else). He refuses to call her until one week of official break time has elapsed, though. Ryan refuses to see anyone about his recent insomnia problems, so Seth stations himself on the couch and says he'll just watch Bollywood with Ryan. "If you're awake, I'm awake," he says. We cut to Seth passed out next to Ryan, and then a montage of Ryan awake on the couch while Seth sleeps in all sorts of interesting positions beside him. At one point, his head is resting on Ryan's shoulder, which I have a hard time believing Ryan accepted for more than .3 seconds. Finally, the sun rises and Ryan turns the TV off and tosses a blanket on Seth's sleeping form. Kirsten eventually comes downstairs and wakes Seth up.

Mother and son head for the kitchen, where Kirsten nags Seth to think of a good slogan for her crappy dating service. I've got one! New Match: What Do We Do, Again? And Why? Sandy walks in, fresh from a morning of surfing and donation-hustling. Seth goes to answer the doorbell while Kirsten bugs Sandy to think of her new slogan. Taylor Townsend enters the kitchen and supplies one for her: "Love is a smoke made with the fumes of sighs; being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes." Kirsten calls the contribution "beautiful," which might be so, but I think it's a little too long to work as their slogan. Taylor Townsend credits Shakespeare and hands Kirsten a file Julie left in her car/excuse for Taylor to see Ryan. Speaking of Ryan, Seth volunteers to bring him some coffee, a job that Taylor accepts eagerly. She fixes herself up just before going outside, and this does not escape the Cohens' attention.

Taylor Townsend finds Ryan getting out of the bathroom, post-shower. He's got his jeans on and belted, but is sans shirt, much to the delight of Taylor and most of the viewing audience. She hands Ryan the coffee, but he says he's off coffee for the time being, and now Taylor has to think of something to say to him so she can stay in his wonderful, shirtless presence for as long as possible. She stammers out a thank you for helping her get divorced and says that she owes him big time and will do anything he wants to make up for it. She somehow manages to keep her eyes on his eyes and not his pecs the whole time, which is admirable. Ryan says if she hands him a T-shirt, they can call it even. Taylor laughs way too much and says that a shirt isn't enough to pay Ryan back.