Theresa slings hash at The Only Bakery in Orange County. Okay, so in actuality she's serving coffee, but she's from Chino, so although I don't even know what "hash" is, I know she should be slinging it. She apologizes to the table for having to wait, and a tank-top wearing, semi-mulleted woman stares at her rudely. They let people with mullets into Newport? Kirsten shows up, wanting to talk with Theresa. Theresa explains that the bakery's understaffed today, and then snits over a bad tip, joking that she'll put it toward the baby's college tuition. Or perhaps toward her own G.E.D., since she no longer appears to be in school, even though she's Ryan's age. Theresa has very good enunciation for someone with a tenth-grade education. I'm sure the elocution lessons are big in Chino. Kirsten insists that she's there if Theresa wants to talk, but their conversation is interrupted by a porn star who needs help with the register. She may play a bakery worker on The O.C. right now, but she'll be a porn star soon enough. She's just got that look. (Again, Britney, I'm looking at you.) Theresa finger-picks at the register. She's supposed to be the expert? I could do that faster with my feet.