The O.C.

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The Honeymoon Is Over

At The Newport Group, we learn that Caleb's black eye is much more colorful than Theresa's was. We haven't had a rainbow shirt in a while, but Caleb would match one quite nicely. He shuffles paper before lowering his head into his hands. Sandy happens in and proclaims, "Now there's a portrait of a man headed to the altar!" Caleb asks "what the hell" Sandy wants, and Sandy explains that he's actually there about what Kirsten wants: peace among the men she loves. Why not just ask for peace on earth while she's at it, since both are about as likely to actually happen? Caleb suggests that Sandy is asking the wrong groom, and then orders him to get the apology over with. Sandy grumbles that Caleb has no idea what it took to get Sandy there, and considering that we just saw the beginnings of Kirsten's negotiation tactics, I'm not sure Caleb would really want to know. When Sandy announces that he's only there because of Kirsten, Caleb snits that it's "always 'cause of Kirsten." He asks if Sandy "railroaded" his business dinner with Robert Campbell because of Kirsten, to which Sandy is all, "That one was for you!" Caleb asks what Sandy will do when he's not around anymore to make Sandy feel superior, and by now, Sandy should know that these types of veiled hints don't end anywhere good: impending death or jail time, evidently. Caleb continues that he is indeed going somewhere -- like San Quentin.

The O.C.

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