Opening credits: it's slightly weird knowing that there's a whole song that most of us heard a million times and that they only use just that little bit of it for the theme song. Did you know that the Cheers theme song was also, like, a hundred verses longer than just those thirty seconds they used on the show? I heard it on the radio once, and around Verse The Thirtieth, some really whacked-out shit starts to happen to the guy, like he gets chlamydia and then he's eaten by a giant bear or something, so he's glad there's somewhere that everybody knows his name. All of which brings me back to the point of this whole exercise: the Punky Brewster theme song is among the finest that has ever been written.