Dwight is pitching the program to Stanley and Oscar, with some unsolicited yet amusing backup from Erin. Stanley threatens to slap Dwight in the face with a rainbow, so Dwight focuses on Oscar, calling him a double minority because he's gay. No, that's really the end of the sentence. But they already know that Kelly applied, and they're scared to get on her bad side, as anyone would be, minority executive or no.
In the interview with Gabe, Kelly is claiming to have hobbies like "yoga, belly dancing, snake charming, beds of nails..." Dwight drags in Hide from the warehouse, and Kelly storms out so Hide can sit down and start telling his heart surgeon/yakuza boss story.
Michael sits in the chair outside his office to pout. Taking her cue, Pam says she was wrong too. Phyllis steps up to say she's also guilty of some occasional flirting. "Usually I don't let it go too far." That wiped the complacent smile off Jim's face. Andy talks about the hot urologist he saw for his torn "scrote," and how he misinterpreted things with her too: "Touchin' around down there, it's easy to get confused." Just then Erin comes up with a barrette Donna dropped, and Michael seizes on it as a sign; he thinks she wants him to return it to her, at her work, right now, this minute. Everyone, including Pam, says she doesn't, and that it doesn't mean anything. He heads back into his office, defeated, but then dashes out into the parking lot. Where Donna calls to him from inside her car, I guess because she has a flat or something and can't leave. "Oh, you're still here!" Michael says in surprise. "I have your baguette."
Gabe enters the bullpen to introduce Kelly to everyone as the newest member of the Sabre Minority Executive Training Program. He THs, "They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee that I snagged an Indian." As he says, the program is mostly black, "Almost too black. That didn't sound right." Gabe looks like he's about to throw up now. Don't worry, Gabe -- you'll soon learn that nobody in your plane of existence ever watches this footage.
Kelly is talking to Erin about the new clothes she gets to buy with a company stipend, and offers to sell Erin the clothes she was going to give away. Dwight comes up to congratulate her, and offers a gentlemanly handshake. Kelly hugs him and says she'll never forget what he's done for her. "Because I never forget anything." Yikes! Dwight THs, "Just once, I would like to be a puppetmaster and have nothing go wrong! Is that too much to ask?"