Pam discovers another reason to hate her glasses: Kevin's librarian fetish. After refusing to indulge him, she just takes them off, and proves to be almost completely non-functional as a result. Creed wants to see if Pam could play the piano like all those blind jazz cats, and adds, "I'd also like to see her topless."
Michael goes down to the warehouse to ask Darryl for advice. He starts, with typical obliqueness, by asking if Darryl was ever in a gang. Totally straight-faced, Darryl tells Michael all about the gang tradition of "fluffy fingers." In other words, tickling. Alas, we will never see this pay off. I guess they don't want to put Michael in the hospital in the middle of the season.
Ryan stops by the branch, and on the pretense of wanting to tweak Jim for being an Eagles fan, he calls him in to the conference room with Toby and totally blindsides him with a formal warning about his job performance. Jim's shocked as Ryan says Toby can give him the details. Toby THs that he thinks all the time Jim spends hanging out with Pam has caught up to him. Oh, Toby. You little, little man. Get thee to Costa Rica already. When Jim returns to his desk and Pam asks him what's up, he kind of blows her off. Despite not having her glasses on, she's not too blind to notice that.
Dwight washes Andy's car and posts a flyer in the kitchen offering to sell it for ten grand. Dwight gloats about his dick move in Mad Lib format, and is unrepentant when Andy angrily sticks the flyer in his face. Angela? She looks quietly amused. I think It's hard to tell when they're working so hard to hide her pregnancy.
Michael watches through his office window as Stanley gets up to go to the bathroom. Seeing his opening, Michael goes out to quietly announce that he's going to fake-fire Stanley to teach him a lesson, and he wants them to play along. When Stanley comes back -- well, all we get before the break is Jim shaking his head at the camera, so we know this is going to be bad.