In the tag, Michael oversees Pam as she sticks the letters that spell MICHAEL SCOTT PAP up on the entry way signboard, right between Dunder Mifflin and Vance Refrigeration. "You know what they say," he says. "Keep your friends close." Pam waits for him to finish the expression. But he's already finished. If Michael wants to keep people's attention, he should learn the first half of a lot more sayings.
Charles passes by, and is surprised to see Michael back in the building. Michael says that Charles can't kick him out now, because he's started his own paper company. Furthermore, he's planning to "open a big ol' can of whoop-ass on Dunder Mifflin." Pam backs Michael with an adorably defiant look up at Charles. Charles doesn't say anything, until Michael starts to amend that to a "six-pack," whereupon Charles stomps out. "He looked scared," Michael tells Pam. Is that what scared Charles looks like? Weird.
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