Episode-Ending Voice-Over. As we see the staffers digging into the gift basket, Michael says that everyone likes new inventions, but that people will never be replaced by machines, because life and business are about "human connections," whereas computers are about "trying to murder you in a lake": "And to me, the choice is easy." Yes, it certainly seemed to be. Unfortunately for your insurance carrier.
After commercials, Ryan interviews, "I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise. But I did. And if they knew how much I was paying for my haircut: no, they wouldn't be giving me a noogie." Beat. "It was two hundred dollars." Actually, by my calculations, that should earn a man at least ten noogies. It's called a barber shop, dude. And they'll THROW IN A SHAVE.