The Office

Episode Report Card
M. Giant: A | 5 USERS: A+
Ticket to Hell

In an office TH, Michael says that everyone will remember that he had a good idea today, and that's what he's writing in his diary. Dwight says he's doing the same, "In my own words." Thus ensues a battle for Dwight's diary.

Kevin meets Lynn in the parking lot and tells her he's just going to say what he's thinking. "I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie." She says yes, and Kevin even gets to see that smile he likes so much. "Nice!" he says. "Boobs!" Fortunately, that doesn't seem to be a deal-breaker.

Watching from the window upstairs, Andy blinks back tears. But then he pulls it together and sighs, "It's his funeral."

The tag is another ding-dong joke. Dwight says it's the KGB. Jim says he's getting out of the shower and asks him to wait. It becomes this whole long role-playing thing, until ultimately Jim gets Dwight to agree to come back at 5:15. I swear, sometimes the only difference between these two and Bugs and Daffy is a big black cartoon bomb.

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