After commercials, the episode is still on. You guys, seriously, enough already. So, fine, Michael's taken Ryan's ultimatum seriously, and makes a big production of saying that he's never quit a job before (hee), so the crew is about to film history. In Nick's office, he tries to start this whole ramble about a dream he had of having two jobs, but Nick is obviously very familiar with what it's like when someone quits, and perfunctorily tells Michael he can come back whenever he wants, and he has to disinfect his headset. Well, la-di-dah -- where is Michael selling shady diet aids out of, the Plaza? Michael cleans up and leaves the call centre with a defiant John Bender-esque air fist. No one there cares. Hell, everyone he worked with last night has probably already quit too. Lot of turnover in that industry. [Shudder.]