Pam shows up at the Athlead office in Philly and gets a welcoming hug from Jim. They seem to have patched things up now, to the extent that Jim can make fun of himself for wearing a Bluetooth. "This is who I am now. I'm a douche." One of Jim's partners rolls up with a Bluetooth of his own, but without the sense of humor about it and they both give Pam some encouragement. Jim gets called into a conference call, which he dodges into with further self-mocking.
Aunt Shirley has passed out, so Dwight tell Angela it's time to take her out to the yard to spray her down.
Pete has been called into Andy's office, but not for any kind of straightforward confrontation; Andy claims to have contracted incurable "tch-lamydia" from Erin. He awaits Pete's reaction, but Pete's too smart to either fall for the lie or attempt one of his own. "You were gone," he begins carefully, sending Andy into a bitter celebration of how he knew Pete and Erin were "Fuhhuh ---" And speaking of F-words, Andy fires Pete on the spot and starts singing his own version of "Bad Day" to Pete, who says he'll be in the annex if Andy wants to talk.
Cut to Toby explaining to Andy -- again -- that he can't just fire people he's mad at. And then he hands Andy the relationship form that Pete and Erin have already filled out. It was right at the top of what must be a towering stack by now. Andy crumples it, though Toby says it's not the original and kicks Toby's chair before storming out. Toby gets to work straightening it back out, admitting to us that yeah, it's the original.
Pam shows up at a cube farm even more depressing than the one she left this morning. Bob Odenkirk pops out of his office, making a random Horrible Bosses reference followed by an even more Django Unchained reference, and tries unsuccessfully to get all of his employees to raise the roof before leading Pam to a conference room with the "Gangnam Style" dance and another accidental racist comment. Seem familiar? "Oh my God, he's Michael Scott!" Pam THs. Yeah, we got that, thanks.
Dwight sets his aunt into a lawn chair he's chained to the ground, and hands Angela a fire hose and a box cutter to undress her with. Angela refuses, and ends up soaking Dwight instead before announcing she's going to give Aunt Shirley a bath and a haircut. "And you two are going to shut up about it!"
Pam's potential new boss is showing Pam around, Michael Scott-style, claiming the office is all about fun. I suspect the writers are just trying to burn up all the spare Michael Scott material they've been involuntarily coming up with and haven't had a use for over the past two years.