Down at Dwight's Gym for Muscles, he gives Darryl a hard time for starting slow. "Is that the same principle you apply to Buffalo wings?" He promises to make Darryl look like LeBron James. "It's LeJon Brames," Darryl corrects without missing a beat, completely fooling Dwight.
When Robert returns to the conference room, Susan announces that she won't be working there any more, but the way she says it is clearly an accusation against Robert. This escalates into an argument between the two of them while Andy sits there uncomfortably, but Robert is heroically keeping up the façade. He even tells Andy to tell Susan the truth, which Andy, idiotically, does. Robert: "You lying son of a bitch!"
Back from ads, Robert makes Andy tell Susan he was lying, which he does, but she doesn't believe him now. Andy repeats the truth, adding, "Jim knows, he was there!" Outside, Jim, who has been eavesdropping, leaves his chair like it's a fucking slingshot. When Robert comes out looking for him, Erin explains, "He just rolled out and crawled out." Robert makes Erin call security, and that's how Jim ends up trapped in the parking lot while Hank closes the gate. Robert, Andy and Susan come out to find his abandoned car while he's climbing up to the roof, losing a shoe in the process. "Creed, I was never here, all right?" Jim says once he gets up there. "What about your friend?" Creed asks before going back to flying his RC helicopter.
Dwight's trying to play Darryl's personal trainer, but Darryl doesn't want to lie down and stretch his pelvic bowl the way Dwight insists on demonstrating.
Robert and Andy ambush Jim in the attic and drag him back down to the conference room to sweat him in front of Susan. "I think you know what we want to know," Robert prompts him. Jim says he doesn't want to get into the middle of this, but he thinks it's just anxiety about working with a spouse. He and Andy think that's the end of it, but Susan pins him down and repeats the question. Jim comes clean: "My wife works here and I love it. She literally makes me work harder, she makes me smarter, she makes me remember why I'm here." He adds that she's on maternity leave but he'd love to see her. "I don't know how this helps but it's just what I'm thinking." Yeah, it's really not helping Robert at all. Robert dismisses Jim, so now it's just Andy and the Californias, until Andy realizes this is the moment to make his escape. Later, Susan leaves the office...alone. Before following her out, Robert puts a hand on Andy's arm and gives a nervous chuckle, like they just got away with something together. Well, at least Andy isn't in trouble with the boss any more. On the other hand, the boss has now been revealed to be as crazy as all the other bosses.













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