Darryl finds Val sitting by the pool, the first person to be seen wearing a swimsuit. You'd think at this point she'd be more careful about what she shows up to parties in. Erin, seeing Andy and Jessica canoodling by the edge of the pool, heads over to flirt with Dwight, although she does it like a second-grader. While Andy panics upon seeing that Stanley moved his pants from the deck chair he left them in -- and the ring is no longer in the pocket -- Dwight calls Erin a "little hick" and kicks her into the pool. Okay, now it's a party.

Robert leads the tour group of dudes to the parlor, where he once thought people would drop their coats and inhibitions. Dude, grow up already. Oscar spots the wine closet, and soon everyone in the tour group has a bottle of his own, with Robert's compliments. Oscar is deeply impressed with the one Toby chose (completely at random, obviously). Jim tries to take his leave, but Robert insists he come with them to the next room.

Dwight dunks Erin in the pool, and she quietly explains to him about how she was just using him to make Andy jealous. Dwight's reaction to this new? He's totally up for it, of course. While he starts pushing it too far, Kelly finds Andy's engagement ring over on the far side of the room. Andy wonders what to do, because it's not like he can walk over and quietly ask for it back. Okay, he totally could. Well, if it were anyone but Kelly, he could.

In the kitchen, Robert goes on about the meat-drenched fantasies he once had for this room. "Then I met the vegan." Oscar is talking wine to Toby, who's totally faking, and has to keep it up when Oscar invites him to join his wine-tasting club. Toby THs to himself and his wine bottle, "You are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm though the gateway now, though, right?" Enjoy the Chateau Fidelio. Don't worry, I don't even get that reference myself.