Back at the branch, Jim's got the floor, and is making a flowery speech about celebrities and reality that Kevin quickly loses patience with. So Jim has Kevin close his eyes, and spins a scenario where Hillary Swank comes in and offers to make out with him. Kevin nods, smiles, and crosses the aisle to the "hot" side. Debate over? Nope -- Kevin suddenly changes his mind and goes back to the "not hot" side. He tells Jim, "It's 'Is she hot,' not 'Would you do her?' Respect the game." From her abstaining position in the corner, Angela voices her disapproval. Some more.

Dwight has managed to not get kicked out of the Prince Paper office yet, even though Mr. Prince should be paying attention to his potential client instead of an obnoxious job applicant he has no intention of hiring. Indeed, Mr. Prince asks Dwight why he's considering leaving. Dwight says it's his boss. "His insensitivity could border on the cruel. This is a man who does not listen to the needs of his underlings." Michael snaps, "Hey!" then remembers to ask, "How's the interview going?" Then he asks Mrs. Prince to pose for a picture, which Michael takes as a pretext for getting a shot of their territory map that's hanging on the wall. Smooth, Agent Scarn. Then he "helps" the granddaughter with her algebra homework in every wrong way you can think of.

Kevin is holding forth on how he kept expecting a Crying Game twist at the end of Boys Don't Cry, and finally Angela is so disgusted that she gets up to break the tie and make Kevin lose. "She's hot," Angela declares. "She's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker." Debate over. For now.

Michael is about to take his leave, but first the owner wants to give Michael a list of their top clients. It's all there -- names, phone numbers, e-mail addresses. Even Michael knows this is pay dirt. He and Dwight lick their lips at each other, and Dwight loudly asks Michael for a ride home. They take off excitedly, like they've gotten away with something, but when they get in the car, Michael puts the car in the wrong gear and runs over the parking lot divider. And then he backs up and runs over it again. Smooth, Agent Scarn.

Toby's in the bullpen, taking in the various photos of Hilary Swank on the walls with a serious expression on his face. Finally, he turns to everyone like he's about to deliver a lecture on how inappropriate this is...but then simply shakes his head. Well, it's not like he did his job last week, either. And it's tied again. Kelly turns out to be quite invested in this: "If you're saying that Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because I'm obviously not as hot as Hilary Swank!" She runs off in tears. Well, at least nobody will ever mistake Kelly for John Leguizamo.