Jo shows up with bags and two entirely different dogs (or maybe not, I don't recap dogs) to hand off to Gabe. She sees Darryl's resume on top of the pile on Jim's desk, and remarks on the four-page length -- four pages. "Is this the same Darryl Philbin who's had two jobs in ten years at one company?" Darryl has stepped out of his office to try to save the situation, but she remains unimpressed with the jargon in the document and his claim of moving 2.5 billion units. Or, in other words, pieces of paper. Dwight jumps up to ask for a word. "Or what, you're gonna shoot me?" Jo cracks. Dwight laughs and asks for an interview. Jo obliges. Question one: "Ever shot a gun in the office?" Dwight says it's complicated. "Yeah, but see, it's not," Jo says. End of interview.

In the break room, Ryan, Kelly, Oscar, Phyllis, Pam, Kevin, and Meredith are debating telling Angela. Kevin is seeing this through his own perspective: "Maybe I can get a lesbian to marry me, huh? That's hot." The consensus us that she seems happy, so they won't tell her. This should end well.

Kelly asks for a private word with Jo. After getting Gabe to leave the conference room by assuring him that it's not about him, she tells Jo, "As minority executive I think it's my responsibility to let you know that Gabe is gross." She spills all about the Gabe/Erin/Andy triangle, and while Jo's taking that in, she starts getting Dwight's resume in text-message form, one line a t a time. "These are costing me ten cents apiece, you jackass!" she yells through the conference room wall. "I'm roaming!" Dwight looks appropriately chastened.